Leanne walked into her living room and saw her brother playing chess with their dog. "Amazing!" she sputtered. “This must be the smartest dog in the history of the world!" "He's not so smart," her brother mumbled. "I've beaten him three out of five games so far."
The dinner guest was enjoying his meal at the Johnson's, except for one small problem.
The family dog kept staring and staring at him. Finally, the guest couldn't take it anymore.
"Why is your dog staring at me like that?" he asked. "Oh, don't mind him," said Mr. Johnson.
"He's just angry because you're eating from his plate!"
Q. Why is a dog's nose in the middle of its face? A. Because it's the scenter!
Q. Do you know how long dogs should be bathed? A. The same as short dogs!
Q. When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? A. When the door is open!
RICK: My dog is lost in the woods. What can I do to find him? MICK: No problem. Just put your ear to a tree and listen to the bark!
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A. A dog that has a place to carry its own lead!
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a lion? A. A terrified postman!
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant? A. A dog that remembers where it buried its bones!
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? A. A dog that fights with itself all day!
MARVIN: Doctor, you've got to help my brother! He thinks he's a dog! DOCTOR: How long has this been going on? MARVIN: Ever since he was a pup!
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